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South African Airways is asking police to charge two of its passengers with public indecency, the airline announced. A couple on a flight from London to Johannesburg was not concerned with who saw what they were doing, the airline says. “It was the most callous display of lust I have ever seen,” said one. “I could understand it if they covered themselves with a blanket, but no: it was wham, bam, right there in the seat, in the missionary position,” her husband confirmed. The couple only stopped when the captain stepped into the passenger cabin and told them that his airplane was “not a shag house.” (Reuters) ...Unless, of course, they pay full first class fares.