Modern Family Values

Tracy Lee Whalin, 33, has been turned over to British custody after being charged in Florida with “lewd and lascivious behavior.” Whalin left England with her son’s 14-year-old best friend and was found with the boy in a Florida resort hotel. When police knocked on the door, he answered and said Whalin couldn’t come to the door because “She’s not decent right now.” The woman has three children. Meanwhile, an 11-year-old boy is about to become Britain’s youngest known father. The mother, his 15-year-old next-door neighbor, was reportedly shocked to discover he was only 11. Still, “I think he will be a good father. He may only be 11 but he is quite mature and responsible for his age.” (Reuters, 2) ...In other words, he sometimes gives her half of his milk money.