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Naughty or Nice is Just a Matter of Opinion

Brian Long of Spring Hill, Fla., has agreed to a compromise. Police say there's nothing illegal about the Christmas decorations at his house, but several people have called to complain about them. The display shows one reindeer ...um... mounting another. “Since my reindeer supposedly offended all the little school children, which I think is a joke because they laugh at them, I'll bring them in during the week and bring them out on the weekends,” Long said. (AP) ...That's why they call it XXXmas.


Publication Date: 17 December 2000

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