Northern Exposure

Thanks to a court decision in Ontario, Canada, it is now legal for women there to go topless in public — at least, anywhere a man can go without a shirt. But Heather Generaux, 38, didn’t appreciate that equal rights concept when she saw a neighbor, Jennifer Fitzgibbon, 23, sunning herself topless in her Trenton back yard where Generaux’s 10-year-old son could see her. Generaux pleaded guilty to assault charges after a witness said she climbed over a hedge, kicked Fitzgibbon in the stomach, and “ripped her bikini bottom clear off her body.” (UPI) ...Apparently she didn’t think her son could see well enough.