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The London Zoo can’t get their pandas to mate. Perhaps, Prince Philip noted, it’s because they only see zoo keepers, and thus can’t recognize their mates. So “I suggested they ought to put the panda into a keeper’s uniform,” the prince said. The zoo has apparently not taken the suggestion. (Reuters) ...Maybe they simply need glasses.


Publication Date: 7 May 1995

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