Oh, Crap!

Alexander Perez, 19, of Maracaibo, Venezuela, got an urgent call from nature. Seeking privacy in a nearby animal’s cage, he had his pants down to his knees when the occupant of the pen, a lion, took offense at his presence and attacked him. Perez struggled both to live and to get his pants up; a friend helped by hitting the lion with a brick. (Reuters) ...And that brick came from ...where?