Olympic Expectations

Every athlete competing in the Sydney Olympics will get an allotment of 51 condoms in their welcome package. Assuming they stay all 17 days, that gives each three condoms per day. (Reuters) ...“Hope springs eternal in the human breast / Man never is, but always to be blest / The soul, uneasy, and confin'd from home / Rests and expatiates in a life to come.” —Alexander Pope (Essay on Man, 1733).