Rabbit Test

John Issa was ordered by a Painesville, Ohio, court to submit a urine sample for a drug test before his sentencing on a theft conviction. The test showed he’s pregnant. The court, which could have given Issa probation, sentenced him to a year in jail. “I’m sure the judge took the [test results] into consideration,” the prosecutor said. When he gets out of jail, Issa can meet his newborn child: his wife is pregnant. (AP) ...Pappa passes pregnant partner’s pee, implies prosecutor. Perturbed Painesville jurisprudence passes on probation, prescribes potent punishment.