Reach Out and Touch Someone

Maybe this somehow explains all the charges of extramarital affairs and sexual harassment. “Meeting him, shaking his hand — it was overwhelming. It was better than sex. Of course, I haven’t had sex before, but I’m sure this was better,” said Tyler Peterson, a high school student and Boys Nation delegate, after meeting President Clinton last year. Then Judith Krantz, author of Scruples and other fine American books, recently said “Shaking hands with Bill Clinton is, in and of itself, a full-body sexual experience, I promise you. He has the sexiest handshake of any man that I have ever experienced in my life.” (Quotes from Newsweek) ...I feel sorry for the kid, but Judy should know better by now!