Round ’em Up

San Bernardino County, Calif., sheriff deputies arrested Brian Lyle Courtier, 25, on charges that he stole a horse and then ...well... sexually assaulted it. Investigators went straight to Courtier’s Victorville house after the horse was found. They knew to question him because Courtier is a known horse rapist in the area, having been convicted of the same crime in the recent past. Sheriff spokeswoman Cindy Beaver says that Courtier has admitted he is responsible for the recent assault. (UPI) ...Put him in jail until he can learn to “Just Say Neigh”.