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This is True has been publishing since 1994, presenting odd news with off-the-wall commentary by Colorado humorist Randy Cassingham. Since its launch This is True has been the leading online "weird-but-true news" newsletter. This page is here to hold two stories from our weekly line-up of 7-9 new items -- the weirdest stories of the month. At the end of the year, the weirdest stories will be voted on by our Premium subscribers. Sponsors of our Past Mailings
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Indeed, why bother? Because it's interesting, it's fun and, best of all, it's free! But it has to be more than that. And it is. There has to be a reason that so many people read This is True.. With subscribers in more than 200 countries, there's got to be something here that makes people want to read it week after week. You've heard the phrase, "Truth is stranger than fiction"? The way Randy puts it is, "Truth is stranger than fiction because fiction has to make sense." Every week there are stories in True that are just too strange to make up! The week this page was written, for example, True ran the stories below. One Week's Worth of True Stories
All of that was from just one issue! And we didn't go choose a particularly good issue to write about -- it was pretty much random, taken from the issue that was closest to the date this page was written. However, we openly admit that to have seen all of those stories that week, you would have had to be a "Premium" (paid) subscriber -- more on that below. We couldn't make up that much weird stuff every week if we tried -- we'd need a huge staff to write it all, and we don't have one -- nor do we want one, since true stories are infinitely better! All of those stories above came from real newspapers -- not junky tabloids like the "National Weekly Star Enquirer" (as we like to call them). And we have a fresh load of that many stories every week -- and we've been doing it every week, non-stop, since 1994! We don't have to make up the stories, because there are that many stories about real people doing outrageous things every week. Really! Is it Really Free?Yep. Zip. Nada. No charge. Nothing. While there is a paid subscription option, most people who subscribe to True don't pay a dime: the only thing they had to provide was their e-mail address so we can send it to them. What did they get for free? About half of an issue -- they saw half the stories detailed above. Not descriptions of the stories, the entire stories, four in all, plus the Featured Headline of the Week. (For the rest of the stories, they saw a quick summary so they could see what they missed.) It makes for a nice quick read over the weekend -- or on Monday morning when you get to the office so you can start your week off right. If you really must have all the stories, then we welcome you to pay for them. Meanwhile, you can subscribe for free and get new issues once per week (and no ad-only mailings!) There's a place below to put your e-mail address so you can get started. No Strings Attached Free Syndication: True-a-Day
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A regular issue of This is True is 7-9 stories plus the "headline of the week". Premium subscribers get all of the stories, while free edition subscribers get four stories (plus the headline), like this: Sent Packing Charles D. McKinley, 25, of Brooklyn, N.Y., had four weeks of vacation coming, so he decided to visit his parents in DeSoto, Texas. Rather than buy a plane ticket for $320, McKinley, a shipping clerk, packed himself into a shipping crate and air-expressed himself home, charging the fees to his employer. When the crate was delivered to his parents' front step, McKinley pushed out of the box and shook hands with the "shaken and frightened" delivery driver. The driver called the police. After an investigation by the FBI, the U.S. attorney, postal inspectors, the Federal Aviation Administration and the Transportation Security Administration, McKinley was charged as a stowaway, a federal misdemeanor. (Dallas Morning News) ...If he had only waited for the driver to leave, he would have been home free. Contacting Us
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The "This is True" and "Stella Awards" Forum is offline forever.It was hacked twice: the first time, the Forum itself was defaced to stop you from being able to post your thoughts. That was a challenge I wouldn't back away from: I reinforced the security, recovered all the previous posts, and went on. The second time, however, was much more serious: an exploit in one of the Forum's programming modules was used to exploit the server itself, and it was literally taken over by a spammer to send junk mail. Ironic, considering the same server hosts the Spam Primer, which warns about spammers' scams and helps you learn how to protect yourself from their schemes. Continue reading "True's Forum the Victim of Online Hacker Criminals" » Why Publish Letters from "Idiots"?
Now and then there's a story or item that brings a nearly violent response from a small subset of readers. Even though they are usually represent a very small minority of my readers, I'll often publish such letters. Why? It is often a waste of time, which is why I try not to answer moronic complaints directly. I do try to choose interesting letters, or particularly outrageous or relevant ones, to answer in True or on the various pages on this site. But there's a wider reason. Part of it is a matter of principle, but that's not enough of a reason. Part of it is that when a contentious debate comes up, I get a lot of people passing the issues and page URLs around, which helps increase the subscription numbers. That's nice, but that's not really enough of a reason either. The main reason is readers love it. About This is True and Randy Cassingham
Randy Cassingham created This is True in 1994, while working at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. (Details) Educated as a journalist, Randy was not interested in a career as a reporter: he wanted to skip directly to syndicated columnist. But syndicates aren't interested in untested talent, and newspapers had already started their downhill slide, so he instead became a technical publisher at JPL in Pasadena, Calif. -- "a great place to work," Randy says, "if you have to work for someone else." Continue reading "About This is True and Randy Cassingham" » This is True Sources
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Every month, the Premium subscribers get a "Tagline Challenge", one of the several "extra" features that are found only in the Premium issues. And every month, even though I note you just have to "reply with your best effort", I get people sending in their entries with a note saying "I wasn't sure where to send this, but...." I'm not sure what the misunderstanding is: simply hit reply in your e-mailer! Failing that, my address is in every issue. The address shown in the Premium edition (the one in the mail's "Reply-to" header and at the bottom) is a special address for Premium subscribers -- it gets a bit higher priority than my regular "arcie" address. Free edition subscribers can't hit reply; you can. What is RSS?
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