This is True: Adult http://www.thisistrue.com/adult.html en-us 2009-01-12T18:58:57-07:00 hourly 1 2000-01-01T12:00+00:00 Weird News Video #31 -- A Lady and Her Beaver http://www.thisistrue.com/weird_news_video_31_a_lady_and_her_beaver.html Episode #31: "Women's Parts" from True's 4 January 2009 issue.

]]> 1635@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Video 2009-01-12T18:58:57-07:00 Why My Job is So Fun http://www.thisistrue.com/adult.html I have the best job in the world. Or, at least, it's in the Top Ten! Sometimes, though, my format constrains me a bit: for instance, I don't consider university newspapers to be "mainstream", and they thus are not eligible sources for This is True stories. Still, when I come across a really good one, it's very tempting. In this case, it was too tempting: I simply had to write up the story. But even if I did, there's no way I could include it in the e-mail newsletter: it would trip far too many spam filters. The result: this page!

]]> 1206@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Adult 2005-11-01T13:51:47-07:00 Saaya Irie Photos http://www.thisistrue.com/saayairie.html Saaya Melts Hearts -- But May Break Yours

A photo is "worth 1000 words," so yes, we've got the photos (below). But usually you need some words to put the photos in context. Before exhibiting any lust, be sure to note the girl's age! From True's 22 May 2005 issue:

]]> 1193@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Photo 2005-05-30T09:07:56-07:00 We Have Just One Objection! http://www.thisistrue.com/billboard.html Yeah, it's OK to have the half-naked woman. Even the slogan can stay. But you still have to change the sign....

]]> 1155@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Adult 2003-08-03T14:49:07-07:00 The Argument Every Man Has Been Looking For http://www.thisistrue.com/feelgood.html Sometimes I think of a funnier tagline after I publish an issue. Sometimes I think of a funnier tagline before I publish it, but I don't use it -- usually because it's just too nasty. This is one of those cases, so if you don't like crude, you've been warned. Otherwise, on with the story, from the 21 July 2002 column:

]]> 1144@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Adult 2002-07-30T11:59:32-07:00 You'd Be Proud Too -- The Unveiling http://www.thisistrue.com/billynude.html How UPS Wants Him to Look

[billy parcel service, my knickers have been stolen!]

]]> 1137@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Adult 2002-01-21T16:19:35-07:00 You'd Be Proud Too (a.k.a. "Billy Club") http://www.thisistrue.com/billy.html We can relate. No, not to genital giganticism, but rather to the unsmiling corporate response to parody. In our case, it was Hasbro, with our Get Out of Hell Free cards. Surely the BeProud folks will be happy to hear that our stick was big enough to beat back the corporate types (read: we used our high priced lawyer). But with this, they'll have a good fight ahead of them. From True's 20 January 2002 issue:

]]> 1136@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Adult 2002-01-21T15:06:36-07:00 The Big Easy: Do As We Say, Not As We Do! http://www.thisistrue.com/carnival.html Includes NSFW Photo

From This is True, issued 5 March 2000:

]]> 1124@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Bureaucracy 2001-03-18T09:37:44-07:00 Featured in Playboy Again? http://www.thisistrue.com/playboy.html If you made it to this page after reading about This is True in Playboy, you've at least proven that you do read the articles! This is True is the thinking person's humor publication, just as Playboy might be considered the thinking person's men's magazine. We humbly believe Playboy agrees, since This is True and/or Randy Cassingham have now been featured in their pages four five six times (no pictures, thankfully).

]]> 1113@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Other Projects 1999-10-01T15:53:12-07:00 Rants and Raves over "Austin Powers" http://www.thisistrue.com/rant-n-rave.html First, let's start with the story that started it all (in the 18 July 1999 issue):

Hey, Doll! Push My Button! II

When Tamantha Brannon was shopping at an Atlanta, Ga., Toys 'R' Us store, her 11-year-old son Marvin picked up an "Austin Powers" doll and pushed its talk button. "Do I make you horny, baby? Do I?" the doll demanded. When Marvin asked her what "horny" meant, Brannon was so angry that she has filed a criminal obscenity complaint with county prosecutors. "This is not acceptable," Brannon said. "My son is not old enough to be talking about sex." Clayton County Solicitor Keith Martin is looking into the complaint, but isn't rushing to press any charges. "I don't know who we would even prosecute," he said. (AFP ...Start with Ms Brannon.

]]> 1112@http://www.thisistrue.com/ Adult 1999-07-18T18:00:00-07:00