Say What?

British packaging firm Molins says it has patented a new package for cigarettes that can verbally warn smokers about the risks of lighting up. But the company won’t say what the package will say every time they open it to take out a cigarette. “It could be a variety of things,” a spokesman promises, but exactly what phrases or language the talking pack will use is “confidential.” (Reuters) ...Easy: just program it to cough.