Scram

Management at the Warrawong Westfield Mall in Wollongong, Australia, is tired of teens hanging around the entrances of stores to chat. To chase them away, it decided to play Bing Crosby’s song, “My Heart is Taking Lessons” over and over on outside loudspeakers. It works. “All the people from Warrawong High used to hang here after school,” said a teen. “Now you don’t see them.” In case the tactic wears off, they’re ready to implement phase two: pink lighting to make facial acne stand out. (AFP) ...Phase three: fun house mirrors to make the girls look fat.