Slick Joey

Former Exxon Valdez oil tanker captain Joseph Hazelwood, who was in command when it dumped 260,000 barrels of oil in Alaska’s Prince William Sound, has started the community service aspect of his sentence for “negligent discharge of oil.” Hazelwood will work 1,000 hours at the Beans Cafe, a kitchen that serves Anchorage’s poor and homeless. (Reuters) ...Where he seems to have a knack at mixing salad dressing.