So Be Good for Goodness Sake

British magistrate Hector Graham was about to pass sentence in his hushed courtroom in Luton, England, when his musical tie, a present from his wife, came to life. “He had got to the part about how serious an offence it was when all of a sudden Santa Claus is Coming to Town’ started up,” a court spokesman said. “He didn't have a clue how to stop it and was extremely embarrassed, especially because after that, it went into two more Christmassy songs and finished with We Wish You a Merry Christmas’.” (AFP) ...You better watch out / You better not cry / You better not pout / I'm telling you why / Judge Graham is sending you to jail.