Solidarity

Romanian soothsayers have had it with “imposters” taking customers away from them. “Many people who have got nothing to do with this business are pretending to be able to tell the future and stealing our clients,” one clairvoyant complained. Their solution: unionization. “Only those who can prove their ability to tell the future and lift evil spells from people will be admitted to our union.” (AFP) ...Go figure: a union that no one will ever be allowed to join.