Speak Now, or Forever Hold Your Peace

The Reverend Susan Brown, who performed the wedding ceremony between Madonna and film director Guy Ritchie in Scotland, says she was “too thick” to realize the fuss the wedding would produce. The Anglican priest got the message when the media started “camping” on her doorstep — and, she says, she started getting hate mail for officiating at such a high-profile wedding. (AFP) ...Sent, no doubt, by the same sort of people who thought Madonna should settle down and get married in the first place.