Stick’m Up Anyway

A robber burst through the door and yelled “Gimmie your money!” When his demand was met by laughter, he stopped to reconsider. “This ain’t a bank anymore?” the robber asked. No, he was told, the Columbia, Tenn., bank branch had closed last summer and was now an insurance office. Undaunted, the robber took $127 from the two employees in the office. (AP) ...Not so stupid: insurance is where the really big money is.