Sticky Situation

When police in Chesterton, Ind., responded to a call of a suspicious man in a gas station bathroom, they couldn't help but notice the odor of glue around him. They asked if he had been sniffing glue. Nope, he said, but then he tried to throw his cigarette away. It stuck to his fingers. Brett Kolarik, 34, was charged with public intoxication and glue sniffing. (Northwest Indiana Times) ...Who needs handcuffs when you can just press his hands together?