Take a Bite out of Crime

A police officer in Brisbane, Australia, is recovering after a ferret bit him on the penis. The animal had been confiscated after its owner was cited for keeping prohibited wildlife without a permit, and was being driven to a wildlife refuge. “The ferret got itself out of the box and latched itself to a place of undesirable intent on the police officer’s person in the front seat,” said a police spokesman. “It caused him a certain amount of reaction and he is getting a lot of sympathy.” The officer nearly crashed his car, and had to subdue the critter with his baton. The ferret is in good condition at the refuge. (Australian AP) ...You can’t escape the short arm of the law.