Take Me To Your Leader

A psychologist at the Chillicothe (Ohio) Correctional Institution says virtually all the inmates he’s talked to who claim they’ve been abducted by aliens describe them as having triangular faces with large eyes. “My estimation is that it’s a universal thing. That face is a template ingrained into the brain back in the facial recognition area,” Dr. Fred Malmstrom says. However, he remains incredulous of the inmates’ stories. “Do I believe that they’ve been abducted [by aliens]? No.” (UPI) ...More likely, they cracked their eyes open in the middle of a dream to find themselves nose-to-nose with a curious cat.