There and Back

The road to Hell needs work. “It’ll close the whole town,” complains Hell Chamber of Commerce President Jim Ley. “That’s where our money comes from. It’ll kill us.” A bridge on the main road that leads to Hell, Mich., is in bad shape and the repair crew needs three months to fix it. “It’s probably going to put a couple of us out of business,” one shop owner conceded. (AP) ...They shouldn’t worry: the road crew’s intentions are good.