Stanley Heiserman, 41, has pleaded guilty to six counts of robbery. Police in Allentown, Pa., dubbed him “The Naked Bandit” since most of his string of robberies were committed in the nude. During one of the holdups, the clerks at a mini-mart “handed over the money before bursting into laughter as he left.” James Anthony of the Lehigh County District Attorney’s Office called the disguise “nuts. His logic was that the last time he did some robberies, he had clothes on and was identified by his clothes.” (Reuters) ...Apparently this time he was identified by his shortcomings.