This Won’t Hurt a Bit

Paul Bint, 32, a former psychiatric patient, likes to play doctor. Enough, in fact, that he attended to patients in British hospitals and bragged to a friend that he was adept at taking out spleens. He pleaded guilty in Preston, England, to nine charges of burglary, theft, obtaining property by deception and forging a prescription. (Reuters) ...Theft? Obtaining property by deception? What, the spleens?