Toenailed

Bonnie Booth, 38, of Muncie, Ind., tried to remove a callus on her toe using a razor blade. “It didn’t work,” a police spokesman said. “She was afraid it was getting infected because it hurt real bad.” Time for a doctor? Not for Booth: she switched from the razor to her .410-gauge shotgun. Anesthetic? “She told investigators she drank a gallon of vodka and two or three beers,” police said. Booth was taken to a hospital for psychiatric evaluation. No word on the efficacy of her self-surgery. (AP) ...Before now, she was known for shooting her mouth off when she drank.