Up, Up and Away

Roberta Burke, 61, says that when her long-time boyfriend Francis Bernardo, 70, took the anti-impotence drug Viagra, they had sex for the first time in four years — and then he left her for another woman. She is now suing for $2 million, saying the drug broke up their 10-year relationship. Bernardo’s lawyer, Raoul Felder, says Burke is just after the man’s money and is using Viagra as a scapegoat. “Have you ever heard of an inanimate object breaking up your marriage? You might as well name a chair,” he said. (AP) ...That would depend on how the chair was advertised.