There's Something About Christian

High school senior Christian Silbereis, 17, of Ann Arbor, Mich., said his mom approved of him borrowing the Halloween costume she made for herself, even though she warned him it might be trouble. So he did it: he went to school dressed in her giant vagina costume. "It's anatomically correct," he said. And why would it be trouble? "It's just another body part. They teach us about it in school." But Community High assistant dean Maggie Jewett said her staff felt "demeaned and outraged" by the boy's costume and suspended him for two and a half days. On the other hand, at the school costume contest Silbereis's outfit won first place, "wild applause," and a petition signed by 85 students objecting to his suspension. (Ann Arbor News) ...It wasn't actually the costume that caused the trouble. It was that he hung around all day with the girl dressed in a trash bag billed as a giant condom.