This is True Story Archive - Book 4

06-Jul-1997 - Taste of Victory
06-Jul-1997 - Ski Don’t
06-Jul-1997 - Sex Ed
06-Jul-1997 - Twelve Shows, Rerun Constantly
06-Jul-1997 - Would You Like Fries With That?
06-Jul-1997 - Be Prepared
06-Jul-1997 - Sir-plus
06-Jul-1997 - Priorities Straight
06-Jul-1997 - A Fool and His Money are Soon Parted
06-Jul-1997 - At Least, as Long as You’re Clear We’re Talking About Popular Music, and Not Certificates of Deposit (H)
13-Jul-1997 - Look Out Below
13-Jul-1997 - Be All That You Can Be
13-Jul-1997 - School Assignments II
13-Jul-1997 - Read the Label
13-Jul-1997 - Where Do You Want to Go Today?
13-Jul-1997 - I’ve Got The Blues
13-Jul-1997 - Roughing It
13-Jul-1997 - Easy Come, Easy Go
13-Jul-1997 - Long Jump
13-Jul-1997 - U.F.O. (H)
20-Jul-1997 - We Bend Over Backwards to be Friendly
20-Jul-1997 - Busted
20-Jul-1997 - Overaccessorized
20-Jul-1997 - Yard Sale
20-Jul-1997 - Oh No, Pinocchio
20-Jul-1997 - Always Use a Modem
20-Jul-1997 - Northern Exposure
20-Jul-1997 - Back to School
20-Jul-1997 - May I Make a Suggestion?
20-Jul-1997 - Men of the Cloth vs. Women with no Clothes
20-Jul-1997 - Shop ’til You Drop
20-Jul-1997 - No Soup for You!
20-Jul-1997 - Oh, Yeah, Like We’re Really Going to Believe That (H)
27-Jul-1997 - Food Fight
27-Jul-1997 - Food Fight II
27-Jul-1997 - Food Fight III
27-Jul-1997 - Yes, We Have No Bananas II
27-Jul-1997 - Yes No III
27-Jul-1997 - Bottom Line
27-Jul-1997 - Pig in a Poke
27-Jul-1997 - Clock Watcher
27-Jul-1997 - Profusely (H)
03-Aug-1997 - I Wanna Be Famous
03-Aug-1997 - Birds of a Feather
03-Aug-1997 - Where the Boys Are
03-Aug-1997 - Knock Before Entering
03-Aug-1997 - My Word is My Bond
03-Aug-1997 - Having a Ball in South Florida, Wish You Were Here
03-Aug-1997 - May it Please the Court
03-Aug-1997 - Playing with Matches
03-Aug-1997 - Notice: Position is Still Open (H)
10-Aug-1997 - Pop Quiz
10-Aug-1997 - No, It Wasn’t in Bill’s Handwriting
10-Aug-1997 - First Wives Club
10-Aug-1997 - Sayonara
10-Aug-1997 - Help, I’ve Fallen and I Can’t Get Up
10-Aug-1997 - Take Me To Your Leader
10-Aug-1997 - Endangered Species
10-Aug-1997 - Woo, Woooooooo (H)
17-Aug-1997 - Wildcat
17-Aug-1997 - Meet Your Neighbor, Ned
17-Aug-1997 - Searching for a Heart When in Need of a Brain
17-Aug-1997 - Just Wanna Be Like You
17-Aug-1997 - Just Wanna Be Like You Too
17-Aug-1997 - Debtor’s Prison
17-Aug-1997 - Put Another Candle on the Birthday Cake
17-Aug-1997 - Just Take Your Medicine Like a Man (H)
24-Aug-1997 - Modern Family Values
24-Aug-1997 - Modern Family Values II
24-Aug-1997 - Rice is on Aisle 8
24-Aug-1997 - Gray Lady Down
24-Aug-1997 - Boxers or Briefs?
24-Aug-1997 - Don’t Touch That Dial
24-Aug-1997 - Workout
24-Aug-1997 - Go Figure (H)
31-Aug-1997 - Accentuate the Positive
31-Aug-1997 - Tonic and Tonic
31-Aug-1997 - Bash for Cash
31-Aug-1997 - Do I Know You, Dear?
31-Aug-1997 - Over Easy
31-Aug-1997 - Herpetology Happenings
31-Aug-1997 - Handcuff Happenings
31-Aug-1997 - Handcuff Happenings II
31-Aug-1997 - Stupid (H)
07-Sep-1997 - Rats!
07-Sep-1997 - Fly Me
07-Sep-1997 - Storm Clouds
07-Sep-1997 - King of the Asphalt Jungle
07-Sep-1997 - I Knew That
07-Sep-1997 - Sacramental Whine
07-Sep-1997 - Heavy Conscience
07-Sep-1997 - T.P. Phone Home (H)
14-Sep-1997 - Give Them a Foot and They’ll Want a Mile
14-Sep-1997 - After Careful Study
14-Sep-1997 - To Your Health
14-Sep-1997 - Train Reek
14-Sep-1997 - Are they Live, or are they Mammorex?
14-Sep-1997 - Same Song, Different Verse
14-Sep-1997 - Ad Blitz
14-Sep-1997 - Stinking Rich
14-Sep-1997 - If We Have the Former, We Definitely Want the Latter (H)
21-Sep-1997 - Car 54, Where Are You?
21-Sep-1997 - This Won’t Hurt a Bit
21-Sep-1997 - Underground Railroad
21-Sep-1997 - We’ve Got Spirits, We’ve Got Spirits, How ’bout You?
21-Sep-1997 - Sugar and Spice
21-Sep-1997 - Peak Perfection
21-Sep-1997 - Home Run
21-Sep-1997 - Please Don’t Squeeze the Charmin
21-Sep-1997 - “Gimme that Back!” Growls an Outraged Jessie Helms (H)
28-Sep-1997 - Final Exit, Part I
28-Sep-1997 - Final Exit, Part II
28-Sep-1997 - Final Exit, Part III
28-Sep-1997 - Great Escapes I
28-Sep-1997 - Great Escapes II
28-Sep-1997 - Great Escapes III
28-Sep-1997 - Campaign Launch
28-Sep-1997 - Iran Down the Aisle
28-Sep-1997 - It Was Inevitable the Top Brass Would Blame the Female Recruits (H)
05-Oct-1997 - Disappearing Act
05-Oct-1997 - Hi Ho, Hi Ho, We Hate the Gays You Know
05-Oct-1997 - Oh, By the Way
05-Oct-1997 - Chew on This
05-Oct-1997 - Notice: Gate Locked, Enter through Hole in Fence
05-Oct-1997 - 404 — Intelligence Not Found
05-Oct-1997 - House Call
05-Oct-1997 - Slam Drunk
05-Oct-1997 - Panacea (H)
12-Oct-1997 - That Sinking Feeling
12-Oct-1997 - Board on the Beat
12-Oct-1997 - It’s Academic
12-Oct-1997 - Take it in the Shorts
12-Oct-1997 - I Protest
12-Oct-1997 - Updated Driver Required — Insert CD in Dash
12-Oct-1997 - Side B
12-Oct-1997 - Danger Signal
12-Oct-1997 - Hand Cancel
12-Oct-1997 - Please Leave Your Threat at the Sound of the Beep
12-Oct-1997 - Buzz Off (H)
19-Oct-1997 - Absolut Architectur
19-Oct-1997 - How Say You
19-Oct-1997 - Your Mileage May Vary II
19-Oct-1997 - Suburban Renewal
19-Oct-1997 - Cycle of Life
19-Oct-1997 - Cycle of Life II
19-Oct-1997 - Wigged Out
19-Oct-1997 - Weighting to Inhale
19-Oct-1997 - Unreal Estate
19-Oct-1997 - Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad (H)
26-Oct-1997 - The Defense Wrests
26-Oct-1997 - Pink Slip
26-Oct-1997 - Lamentable Lawsuit
26-Oct-1997 - Lamentable Lawsuit II
26-Oct-1997 - Lamentable Lawsuit III
26-Oct-1997 - Lamentable Lawsuit IV
26-Oct-1997 - Airline Antics II
26-Oct-1997 - Marlboro Man
26-Oct-1997 - RSVP
26-Oct-1997 - And Darn It, Why Should It? (H)
02-Nov-1997 - If You Can Read This Thank a Politician
02-Nov-1997 - Up a Tree
02-Nov-1997 - Free Market
02-Nov-1997 - Funny Money
02-Nov-1997 - Funny Money II
02-Nov-1997 - And Now This
02-Nov-1997 - Cleaning Up This Town
02-Nov-1997 - Jurisprudence
02-Nov-1997 - Batteries Not Included
02-Nov-1997 - Looks 10 Storeys Tall, Really Only Four (H)
09-Nov-1997 - Emergency Exit
09-Nov-1997 - If You Believe This, It’s a Miracle
09-Nov-1997 - Believe it or Not II
09-Nov-1997 - Lights, Vanna, Action!
09-Nov-1997 - I Spy
09-Nov-1997 - Object Lessons
09-Nov-1997 - Homework
09-Nov-1997 - Water-Gate
09-Nov-1997 - Pulling for your Country
09-Nov-1997 - Lost His Job at Lotus Development Corp. (H)
16-Nov-1997 - Game Time
16-Nov-1997 - A-Hunting We Will Go II
16-Nov-1997 - Softwear
16-Nov-1997 - Clean Up This Town
16-Nov-1997 - Survival of the Specious
16-Nov-1997 - Pardon the Ring
16-Nov-1997 - Global Warning
16-Nov-1997 - Coke Is It
16-Nov-1997 - Lettuce Pray
16-Nov-1997 - How Can You Tell When They’re Not Wearing any Clothes? (H)
23-Nov-1997 - No Such Thing as a Free Launch
23-Nov-1997 - Space Cadets II
23-Nov-1997 - Demographic Party
23-Nov-1997 - Insert Tab A’ into Slot B’, Repeat as Necessary
23-Nov-1997 - Medical Miracles II
23-Nov-1997 - Catisthenics
23-Nov-1997 - Down the Up Staircase
23-Nov-1997 - Office Accessory
23-Nov-1997 - In His Image, Which Art Obscene
23-Nov-1997 - Up, Up and Away
23-Nov-1997 - But We Mean it in a Nice Way
23-Nov-1997 - You’re In a Heap of Trouble, Boy (H)
30-Nov-1997 - War Games
30-Nov-1997 - Dr. Seuss, M.D.
30-Nov-1997 - Texas Truck Tales
30-Nov-1997 - Candy, Little Boy?
30-Nov-1997 - Candy, Little Boy? II
30-Nov-1997 - Recess
30-Nov-1997 - Undercover
30-Nov-1997 - Go Topless, Save Your Life
30-Nov-1997 - Beats Me
30-Nov-1997 - Parts is Parts
30-Nov-1997 - Be Careful What You Ask For (H)
07-Dec-1997 - Take One Down and Pass it Around
07-Dec-1997 - Stinky Excuse
07-Dec-1997 - Mutton, Honey
07-Dec-1997 - Clergy Clarification
07-Dec-1997 - Vatican II
07-Dec-1997 - Who’s that Tapping on My Door?
07-Dec-1997 - Fall Down, Go Boom
07-Dec-1997 - D) All of the Above
07-Dec-1997 - Solidarity
07-Dec-1997 - Absolutely Positive
07-Dec-1997 - Gastronomically Correct (H)
14-Dec-1997 - Der Cataloguefüror
14-Dec-1997 - For Richer, For Milk Money
14-Dec-1997 - Veni, Vidi, Tipsi
14-Dec-1997 - Tamagotcha
14-Dec-1997 - Like Father, Like Son
14-Dec-1997 - Daddy Dearest
14-Dec-1997 - The Shape of Things to Come
14-Dec-1997 - Show and Tell
14-Dec-1997 - Show and Tell II
14-Dec-1997 - What I Really Want to Do is Direct
14-Dec-1997 - But a Lot of Ambassadors Had to be Paid Off to Get it Done (H)
21-Dec-1997 - ’Tis the Season
21-Dec-1997 - ’Tis the Season II
21-Dec-1997 - ’Tis the Season III
21-Dec-1997 - Naughty or Nice II
21-Dec-1997 - Store Santa II
21-Dec-1997 - Just in Time for Christmas
21-Dec-1997 - Just in Time II
21-Dec-1997 - True Meaning of Christmas
21-Dec-1997 - And Here You Were Afraid We Wouldn’t Give You Anything This Year (H)
28-Dec-1997 - Make a Getaway in Your Chevrolet
28-Dec-1997 - Photo Op
28-Dec-1997 - Mistaken Identity
28-Dec-1997 - Walk This Way
28-Dec-1997 - Don’t Worry, Be Happy
28-Dec-1997 - Have It Your Way
28-Dec-1997 - Inmate Alcohol II
28-Dec-1997 - Also Available in Cantaloupe
28-Dec-1997 - Scapegoat of the Year (H)
04-Jan-1998 - Hurry, Sale Ends Tuesday
04-Jan-1998 - Career Counseling
04-Jan-1998 - Y’all Come Down Here, Hear?
04-Jan-1998 - Blimey
04-Jan-1998 - Fourth Floor, Furs and Outerwear
04-Jan-1998 - Autoerotic
04-Jan-1998 - More More More
04-Jan-1998 - Speaking Ill of the Dead (H)
11-Jan-1998 - Picture Perfect Politician
11-Jan-1998 - Tall Tale
11-Jan-1998 - Love Story II
11-Jan-1998 - Dead Man Walking
11-Jan-1998 - So Help Me Gods
11-Jan-1998 - Jaws
11-Jan-1998 - Takes One to Know One
11-Jan-1998 - Don’t Worry Your Pretty Little Head Over It
11-Jan-1998 - Michael Jackson Turned Away at Border (H)
18-Jan-1998 - If There’s No Beer, Why Go There?
18-Jan-1998 - Going to Hell in a Beer Truck II
18-Jan-1998 - Full Service
18-Jan-1998 - You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When
18-Jan-1998 - Give ’em an Inch and They’ll Take a Mile
18-Jan-1998 - Prerequisite
18-Jan-1998 - His Face Rings a Bell
18-Jan-1998 - Hold This, But Don’t Look at It
18-Jan-1998 - Dutch for a Day (H)
25-Jan-1998 - Lickety Split
25-Jan-1998 - Whatever You Say
25-Jan-1998 - Step Right Up
25-Jan-1998 - A Crack in her Theory
25-Jan-1998 - Let Me Be Brief
25-Jan-1998 - Debunked
25-Jan-1998 - Enjoying Earth, Wish You Were Here
25-Jan-1998 - No Six-Legged Spice
25-Jan-1998 - There Goes the Neighborhood
25-Jan-1998 - Giddy-up
25-Jan-1998 - Overachiever
25-Jan-1998 - Overachiever II
25-Jan-1998 - Make Mine Medium-Rare (H)
01-Feb-1998 - Bull in a China Shop
01-Feb-1998 - Are You a Man or a Mouse?
01-Feb-1998 - Trails of Tears
01-Feb-1998 - Cheesecake Beefcake
01-Feb-1998 - To Insure Proper Surliness
01-Feb-1998 - To Insure Peaceful Standoff
01-Feb-1998 - Call of the Wild
01-Feb-1998 - Survival of the Typists
01-Feb-1998 - Priorities Set
01-Feb-1998 - Unfortunately, They’re Not Yet Sure What to Feed Them (H)
08-Feb-1998 - Big City Envy
08-Feb-1998 - Loophole
08-Feb-1998 - 100,000 Watts, Bulb’s Still Dim
08-Feb-1998 - Community Service II
08-Feb-1998 - Dim Bulb II
08-Feb-1998 - Lay Lie
08-Feb-1998 - Crabby
08-Feb-1998 - It’s All Relative
08-Feb-1998 - Who’s Your Decorator?
08-Feb-1998 - Balls!
08-Feb-1998 - Picky Picky Picky (H)
15-Feb-1998 - Stupid Is as Lawyer Does
15-Feb-1998 - Suburban Legend
15-Feb-1998 - Breast Bauble
15-Feb-1998 - When You Care Enough to Send the Only Choice
15-Feb-1998 - Not Tonight, Dear
15-Feb-1998 - Cost of Living
15-Feb-1998 - Last Bid
15-Feb-1998 - Hard to Beat II
15-Feb-1998 - Capitalist Tools
15-Feb-1998 - Dope Deceit
15-Feb-1998 - For I Have Sinned
15-Feb-1998 - The Case of the Shy Exhibitionist
15-Feb-1998 - To be Mounted on Alps Ski Resort Gondolas (H)
22-Feb-1998 - Fly Me
22-Feb-1998 - Hard Headed
22-Feb-1998 - Soft Headed
22-Feb-1998 - Out of Tune
22-Feb-1998 - Pip Pip, Come Along Now
22-Feb-1998 - Intoxicant Alternatives
22-Feb-1998 - Who’s Calling?
22-Feb-1998 - Dinner Bell II
22-Feb-1998 - You Belong in the Zoo
22-Feb-1998 - That-a-Way
22-Feb-1998 - Take Us To Your Leader
22-Feb-1998 - Listen to Freddie
22-Feb-1998 - Sheepskin (H)
01-Mar-1998 - No Deposit, No Return
01-Mar-1998 - Who’s That Knocking at My Door?
01-Mar-1998 - Squealer
01-Mar-1998 - Class Dismissed
01-Mar-1998 - If You Can’t Beat ’em, Join ’em
01-Mar-1998 - I Know You Are, But What Am I?
01-Mar-1998 - We the People
01-Mar-1998 - We the People II
01-Mar-1998 - The “Openness in Government” Thing Taken to its Logical Extreme (H)
08-Mar-1998 - Squall Line
08-Mar-1998 - Help Wanted
08-Mar-1998 - When You’re Forced to Send the Very Best
08-Mar-1998 - Census
08-Mar-1998 - Tiny Bubbles
08-Mar-1998 - Yes, Dear
08-Mar-1998 - Minuteman
08-Mar-1998 - Expanding Market
08-Mar-1998 - Pot Shot
08-Mar-1998 - The Other Berkley
08-Mar-1998 - As it is on Earth
08-Mar-1998 - Wasn’t that the General Idea? (H)
15-Mar-1998 - Thou Shalt Not Steal
15-Mar-1998 - Thou Shalt Not Steal II
15-Mar-1998 - Huh?
15-Mar-1998 - There Goes the Neighborhood
15-Mar-1998 - I’m Sorry, Dave
15-Mar-1998 - Call in the Stunt Double
15-Mar-1998 - Fire Up the Students
15-Mar-1998 - Genesis 3:16
15-Mar-1998 - Going, Going, Gone
15-Mar-1998 - Not Counting Popcorn (H)
22-Mar-1998 - Save the Dollars
22-Mar-1998 - Save the Pennies
22-Mar-1998 - Cop Rock
22-Mar-1998 - Off to the Showers
22-Mar-1998 - Terror from Above
22-Mar-1998 - Hot Hot Hot
22-Mar-1998 - Shortcut
22-Mar-1998 - Mother May I
22-Mar-1998 - Official Scorecard Shows 53,297 Down, Just 1,946,703 to Go (H)
29-Mar-1998 - Mental Exercise
29-Mar-1998 - Can You Dig It?
29-Mar-1998 - Overdrawn
29-Mar-1998 - Boo
29-Mar-1998 - Ahead of his Time
29-Mar-1998 - With This Signature, I Thee Wed
29-Mar-1998 - Dam It!
29-Mar-1998 - Just Looking
29-Mar-1998 - I Know You Are, but What Am I?
29-Mar-1998 - Going Down
29-Mar-1998 - Mom Disavows Knowledge of Your Actions
29-Mar-1998 - All Hands Off Deck (H)
05-Apr-1998 - Lack of Evidence
05-Apr-1998 - The Smell Test
05-Apr-1998 - What’s in a Name?
05-Apr-1998 - What’s in a Name II
05-Apr-1998 - Hair-Raising
05-Apr-1998 - Cutting Class
05-Apr-1998 - Thou Shalt Not
05-Apr-1998 - Redress
05-Apr-1998 - Bounceback Inevitable (H)
12-Apr-1998 - Bend Over a Page
12-Apr-1998 - Now now now now!
12-Apr-1998 - There Must Be 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover
12-Apr-1998 - The Hole Truth
12-Apr-1998 - One for the Road
12-Apr-1998 - One for the Road II
12-Apr-1998 - Your Lucky Day
12-Apr-1998 - You Can Fight City Hall
12-Apr-1998 - Operation Fishbowl
12-Apr-1998 - Learned the Power of the ’bone from Clinton (H)
19-Apr-1998 - Dirty Laundry
19-Apr-1998 - Fictional Character
19-Apr-1998 - A Mind is a Terrible Thing to Waste
19-Apr-1998 - Pole Taxed
19-Apr-1998 - Hillbilly Honeymoon
19-Apr-1998 - Let Us Prey
19-Apr-1998 - Take a Flying Leap
19-Apr-1998 - Chopper Stopper (H)
26-Apr-1998 - Scarlet Letter
26-Apr-1998 - Politics as Usual
26-Apr-1998 - Fighting Words
26-Apr-1998 - Don’t Do It
26-Apr-1998 - Dream On
26-Apr-1998 - Edur Woh
26-Apr-1998 - There and Back
26-Apr-1998 - Rageous Interruptus
26-Apr-1998 - Man’s Best Friend
26-Apr-1998 - But to Be Sure, They’ll Check Back Later (H)
03-May-1998 - Hand Canceled
03-May-1998 - Please Form a Single Line
03-May-1998 - He’s Not Bad, He’s Just Drawn That Way
03-May-1998 - Bad Boy II
03-May-1998 - And You Can Quote Me
03-May-1998 - Playboy Bunny Slope
03-May-1998 - A Modest Proposal
03-May-1998 - Checkout
03-May-1998 - Coincidence? You be the Judge (H)
10-May-1998 - Chicken
10-May-1998 - I Came, I Sawed, I Studied
10-May-1998 - Studious Sleeper II
10-May-1998 - McCourtfight
10-May-1998 - Clogged Artery
10-May-1998 - Croaked
10-May-1998 - Rising Expectations
10-May-1998 - Grave Expectations
10-May-1998 - Special Delivery
10-May-1998 - With a Few More Years of Careful Teutonic Engineering, it May be Able to Move Backward, Too (H)
17-May-1998 - Boss! Da Plane!
17-May-1998 - Now We Know
17-May-1998 - The Antti-Christ
17-May-1998 - Flipper
17-May-1998 - Amway Hits the Highway
17-May-1998 - Marriage Encounter
17-May-1998 - Look Out Below
17-May-1998 - There’s a Sucker Born Every Millennium
17-May-1998 - Someone’s Not Doing it Right (H)
24-May-1998 - Guilty Until Proven Innocent
24-May-1998 - A Boy Named Sue
24-May-1998 - Everybody Loves a Woman in Uniform
24-May-1998 - Thirty-Two-Cent Solution
24-May-1998 - Hard Sell
24-May-1998 - Name Game
24-May-1998 - Name Defame
24-May-1998 - Clothes Unmake the Man
24-May-1998 - Crime Rate Going Up
24-May-1998 - Surely to be Appealed (H)
31-May-1998 - Vocational Training
31-May-1998 - Vocational Training II
31-May-1998 - Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off to Court We Go
31-May-1998 - Looking for a Few Good Men
31-May-1998 - Show Me the Money!
31-May-1998 - Give Me the Money!
31-May-1998 - An Apple a Day
31-May-1998 - Add Saltpeter to Taste
31-May-1998 - A Picture is Worth 1,000 Words
31-May-1998 - Kansas Woman Related to Blessed Virgin
31-May-1998 - Your Tax Dollars at Work (H)
07-Jun-1998 - Exploding Idiocy Syndrome
07-Jun-1998 - Step Right Up
07-Jun-1998 - Sock it to Me
07-Jun-1998 - Up, Up and Away
07-Jun-1998 - Swell Idea
07-Jun-1998 - Bull!
07-Jun-1998 - Fancy Geomancy
07-Jun-1998 - Don’t Bees
07-Jun-1998 - What He Said
07-Jun-1998 - Bountiful Bunco
07-Jun-1998 - Generation X Can Wait (H)
14-Jun-1998 - What’s in a Name?
14-Jun-1998 - Mile High Airlines
14-Jun-1998 - Million Mile High Club
14-Jun-1998 - Operation Salad Dressing
14-Jun-1998 - Vetoed
14-Jun-1998 - How Are They Hanging?
14-Jun-1998 - Just When You Thought it was Safe to Go Back in the Water
14-Jun-1998 - Can’t Trust Anyone Anymore
14-Jun-1998 - Chance of Conviction Estimated at 7 in 10 (H)
21-Jun-1998 - It Looks Like Rain
21-Jun-1998 - Play Ball
21-Jun-1998 - Oh, Romeo!
21-Jun-1998 - Defensive Play
21-Jun-1998 - Liars, Damn Liars, and Politicians
21-Jun-1998 - Plaything
21-Jun-1998 - Bull Market
21-Jun-1998 - Fire in the Hole!
21-Jun-1998 - Grand-Godfather (H)
28-Jun-1998 - See the World
28-Jun-1998 - Sniff
28-Jun-1998 - Sniff II
28-Jun-1998 - Synthetic Son-in-Law
28-Jun-1998 - Bumper Blabber
28-Jun-1998 - Bathtub Gin Not a Health Risk
28-Jun-1998 - William Tell Wannabe
28-Jun-1998 - Frogman
28-Jun-1998 - Piece Initiative (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Research (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Yeah Yeah, So What? (H)
29-Jun-1998 - You Can Check Out Anytime You Like, But You Can Never Leave (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Give 'em What They Want (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Stop the Presses (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Barbie Cell Phone Sold Separately (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Kids Do that Every Evening (H)
29-Jun-1998 - At Last, an Honest Public Official (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Gee, Maybe We Should Try It (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Artificial Stupidity (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Remains Delivered to Widow in Small Brown Cardboard Box (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Vegetarians May Have the Right Idea (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Dream Dieter Headline (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Pass the Belt Sander, Dear (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Don't Do the Crime if You Can't Do the Time (H)
29-Jun-1998 - 12 to a Box (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Illegal Ones Much More Comfortable (H)
29-Jun-1998 - That's Debatable (H)
29-Jun-1998 - He's Dead, Jim (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Conclusion After Years of Study (H)
29-Jun-1998 - You Just Have to Know Where to Look (H)
29-Jun-1998 - So Much for Family Newspapers (H)
29-Jun-1998 - To be Made into Artificial Plants (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Finally Cleared Out Something Rotten (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Zombie (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Depends on Your Definition of Near (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Achtung! (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Candy, Little Girl? (H)
29-Jun-1998 - Editor said Don't Use 'Very' (H)