We Secretly Substituted

Suspicious of the taste of the company coffee, employees of the Wire Rope of America company in St. Joseph, Mo., set up a secret camera. The resulting tape showed an employee who was “feuding” with other employees was using the pot as ...well... a pot: he was using it as a urinal. Not to worry, said the Kansas City health director: “A healthy person normally puts out relatively noninfectious urine,” though “from the aesthetic point of view, it’s gross.” (AP) ...And now all of the employees are pissed off.