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You've got to love a cop who looks at something bizarre and utters, "I've seen weirder." Especially when I can find a similar story that happened so soon after his case that I can feature them together! From True's 12 December 2004 issue:

Unique Winter Attire

Police in Halton, Ont., Canada, are looking for a flasher. They say the man exposed himself to girls, and was wearing a bra and thong. "It's semi-weird," says police detective Al Nikitin, "but I've seen weirder." Meanwhile, a high school teacher in Medina Township, Ohio, has been charged with drunk driving. Police say Mark Wurstle, 47, was wearing only a black sweatshirt and women's panties when they pulled him over. They had received a tip from a bartender who said he was in his bar wearing the same outfit. Wurstle has two previous drunk driving arrests. His attorney says he plans to continue to show up for work. (Canadian Press, Cleveland Plain Dealer) ...So he's a masochist, too?

And the photo?

 

[at least they didn't string her up....]Are those high heels? I looked carefully at the zooms, but it's too dark to tell for sure. All I know is, he could really use a skirt. Photo credit: Montville (Ohio) Police Dept.