Police in Issaquah, Wash., surrounded a townhouse building after one of the residents reported shots fired in one of the units. They eventually coaxed an unnamed 43-year-old man out, and discovered the problem. He was so frustrated with his computer that he shot it to death. The cabinet had four bullet holes, the monitor one. A file cabinet also took a slug, as did a wall. “We don’t know if it wouldn’t boot up or what,” a police spokesman said. No one was injured. The man was taken away for a mental evaluation. (AP) ...“Another fatal exception 0E in kernel32.exe’? I’ll show you a what a real fatal exception is!”