Without Chemicals Life Itself Would Be Impossible

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner, 74, says he’s back in the swing of things, thanks to Viagra. He spends his time rotating through seven girlfriends aged 19 to 28, and says life is good — “too good to be true,” he says. “It’s even better than people think!” The girls are perhaps a slight bit less enthusiastic. One, Cathi O’Malley, noted that spending time at the Bel Air, Calif., Playboy Mansion is “mostly like being at your grandma’s house.” (Reuters) ...You mean an old man was trying to look down her shirt there, too?