Wrong Turn

Visiting from the Caribbean, marathon runner Michael Alexander went for an evening jog in the San Fernando Valley, the massive suburban housing area of Los Angeles. Unfortunately, he neglected to write down the address of his sister, who he was staying with, or her telephone number. Police found him the next morning wandering in a park, just 1.5 miles from his sister’s house, still unable to figure out which house was hers. (AP) ...Tan with a picket fence. Sure, fella. Come along quietly, now.