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To promote the Napa, Calif., “Town and Country Fair,” 25 longhorn cattle were put on display in the center of town, whereupon they immediately started eating the landscaping. Efforts to coax them toward the fairgrounds turned into a stampede, knocking down stop signs and ramming into police cars that were trying to corral them. “I think we’re lucky no one got hurt,” a police lieutenant said. (AP) ...Mel Brooks did it better in “Blazing Saddles”.