You Had Your Chance

The bride in a wedding in Hapur, India, called a halt to the service just before it began because the groom was drunk and yelling insults at the guests. As the groom was led off by police, a neighbor proposed to the woman. She accepted and married him immediately. (AP) ...“A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” —W.C. Fields (1880–1946), American comic actor.